caughtinthe-inbetween:

scienceandviolence started following you

A-ah, h-hello… have I seen y-you around…?

Hello. I… don’t believe so.

Jim Moriarty.

+heroestoghosts

heroestoghosts:

scienceandviolence:

I don’t think so.

Ah, well, I guess you’re pretty busy, what with all that swimming and raft building.

Guess I am.

+Deducing-boredom

deducing-boredom:

scienceandviolence:

Can I help you?

Unless you can tell me the average pH of  liquidized brick dust from upper Kensington, no, you cannot.

Should be somewhere around 6.7 to 7.3.

+heroestoghosts

heroestoghosts:

scienceandviolence:

No, I swim over every day for classes. Sometimes I have a potato raft.

I take that back. Yours is far worse than his has ever been, Jesus. You should come with us for a pint sometime, yeah?

I don’t think so.

+heroestoghosts

heroestoghosts:

scienceandviolence:

Not going to classes.

You and Glen really would get along, mate. You’ve got the same shit sense of humour.

C’mon, what’re you really doing here? Did your family move over or what?

No, I swim over every day for classes. Sometimes I have a potato raft.

+heroestoghosts

heroestoghosts:

scienceandviolence:

You’re excused.

Yeah, yeah, alright, smartarse. What’re you doing in London then?

Not going to classes.

+Deducing-boredom

Can I help you?

+heroestoghosts

heroestoghosts:

scienceandviolence:

So that bit about you actually needing school…?

Excuse me?

You’re excused.

+heroestoghosts

heroestoghosts:

scienceandviolence:

Not particularly.

You’re alright then, mate. S’fine, I don’t much like where I’m from either.

So that bit about you actually needing school…?

+ scienceandviolence

lovenotwisely:

scienceandviolence:

I… think we might, yeah.

Oh! I’m sorry I didn’t recognise you. I’m absolutely awful with faces. Directions, too. I should probably just stay inside, to be honest, it’d be much less uncomfortable for everyone involved.

No, that’s not what I…

I’m just unobtrusive, that’s all. Not your fault.