scienceandviolence started following you
A-ah, h-hello… have I seen y-you around…?
Hello. I… don’t believe so.
Jim Moriarty.
scienceandviolence started following you
A-ah, h-hello… have I seen y-you around…?
Hello. I… don’t believe so.
Jim Moriarty.
I don’t think so.
Ah, well, I guess you’re pretty busy, what with all that swimming and raft building.

Guess I am.
Can I help you?
Unless you can tell me the average pH of liquidized brick dust from upper Kensington, no, you cannot.
Should be somewhere around 6.7 to 7.3.

No, I swim over every day for classes. Sometimes I have a potato raft.
I take that back. Yours is far worse than his has ever been, Jesus. You should come with us for a pint sometime, yeah?

I don’t think so.
Not going to classes.
You and Glen really would get along, mate. You’ve got the same shit sense of humour.
C’mon, what’re you really doing here? Did your family move over or what?

No, I swim over every day for classes. Sometimes I have a potato raft.
You’re excused.
Yeah, yeah, alright, smartarse. What’re you doing in London then?

Not going to classes.
So that bit about you actually needing school…?
Excuse me?
You’re excused.

Not particularly.
You’re alright then, mate. S’fine, I don’t much like where I’m from either.
So that bit about you actually needing school…?

I… think we might, yeah.
Oh! I’m sorry I didn’t recognise you. I’m absolutely awful with faces. Directions, too. I should probably just stay inside, to be honest, it’d be much less uncomfortable for everyone involved.
No, that’s not what I…
I’m just unobtrusive, that’s all. Not your fault.
